Profiles in Courageousness Mayan Apocalypse Winner Announced!

I am pleased to announce the winner of the Ronald Reagan vs. Mayan Apocalypse winner.  It wasn't an easy choice for our judges, but in the end we gave the nod to Jeff  Caldwell for his coining of the phrase "Morning in Mesoamerica".  I will be contacting Jeff tonight to let him know how to claim his rare free edition of the Profiles in Courageousness eBook.    These were my favorite entries:

Reagan foiled the Mayan Sun Stone calendar by taking those offensive solar panels Carter put up off the White House and using good old fossil fuel again. @TeacherArthurG

In his Star Wars speech RWR invoked Gukumatz not to return to earth at End Time, thus a space time Laffer Curve. @djank

Blowing the world's budget on defense spending meant we couldn't use it for hedonistic splurges that would doom us all. @BaghwanB

*Winner* Reagan, recognizing the Mayan Apocalypse as the ultimate death tax, used his veto pen and ushered in Morning in Mesoamerica. @jeffreycaldwell