Monday, November 28, 2016

No More Political Correctness or Safe Spaces

This is probably going to cost me, but you know I'm a politician that speaks truth and takes the hits for it. Anyway, I've really had it up to hear with wimpy liberals and their safe spaces and their political correctness. Grow up already would you?

During Small Business Saturday I was shopping at the Walmart in Glendale Valley when when of these so called Millennial came up to me. They were demanding I support a voter recount for the last election. I told them that elections have consequences and this country had made it's choice. They were just going to have to shut up and live with it.

They were so mean in their remarks to me that it triggered a horrible and traumatic memory of getting chased from my own town hall by seniors on mobility speakers. They badgered me so much that I had to leave the store and get away to someplace where I felt safe from them.

Liberals need to grow up and accept things. This is the real world and there is no place for safe spaces or political correctness. We just don't have the time..

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Straight Outta Congress

Look for a big announcement July 4th.  In the meantime, here is Congressman Jack's rebuttal to Governor Perry's new rap campaign song.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Congressman Kimble Calls for Calm

Like many Americans, Thanksgiving is one of my absolute favorite holidays.  It's the time we all look forward to.  For men, it's a day off of work and a chance to watch football and relax.  For women, it's a chance to prepare a special meal for the family they love and present a lovely home for friends and relatives who drop by. 

This year, incidents in Missouri have been on all our minds.  However, I urge calm and ask people to not loot.  Thanksgiving is about being thankful for what you have and not about taking things that don't belong to you.  How would those brave men and women who first settled this land and celebrated the first Thanksgiving feel about the people who should be carrying on their legacy stealing things from other people.  They would probably have to excuse themselves from their Indian guests because they'd be so sick at the thought.

Thanksgiving is all about the stuff in your life that you are thankful for and all the things you can buy at reduced prices so that you can be thankful for them next year.  There is no place in this holiday tradition for mistreating people.  I certainly hope that we won't see these rioters out there disrupting Black Friday with their screaming and rude behavior.   That sort of thing just takes away from those of us who want to celebrate Black Friday in our traditional way. 

Now, I'm not saying people shouldn't let their voices be heard, only that tonight isn't the time for it.  Why not wait until your city wins another championship?  The Cardinals have a chance next year even if the Rams are probably a few seasons away.  Have a safe and blessed holiday and please do not let radical atheists take Jesus out of Thanksgiving.  There's a war out there and for God's sake, we must win.

Monday, September 1, 2014

The History of Labor Day

            One of the most misunderstood days on the American calendar is Labor Day.  Labor Day is perhaps the only sarcastic holiday in the entire world.  The day traces its roots back to New York City in 1882.  At that time there was a benevolent factory owner named John Fitzpatrick.   Fitzpatrick had been an Irish immigrant himself, but through his own blood and sweat, he had managed to purchase a soap factory.  It wasn't glamorous, but he made a good living for himself and for his family with the soaps he produced.
            Like a lot of the business leaders of the 19th century, Fitzpatrick wanted to make a profit, but he cared first and foremost for his workers.  If they had a problem they not only knew they could always come to John, they knew he'd probably come to him first.  The Fitzpatrick Soap Factory was like one big family with 60 members.  The workers enjoyed their jobs and John had loyal workers.
            Then the International Brotherhood of Soap Factory Workers came to town.   At first, John's employees resisted joining the union, but a couple of his men got greedy and before long union membership had spread through the factory like venereal disease through a Parisian brothel.  Now, when it was time to discuss money or working conditions, instead of seeing one of his loyal workers sitting across the table from him, John had to deal with a suit wearing thug from the IBSFW. 
            John paid his workers 8 cents and hour, but once the union was running things, they demanded 14 cents an hour.   This was more money than John could afford.  Even though he wanted to pay his workers well, he knew this would bankrupt him.   John offered to pay 10 cents an hour, which was a 25% raise and all the money that he could afford.  The IBSFW didn't care and they immediately took the workers out on strike.
            For weeks the strike raged.   The union hired thugs and they smashed the windows on the factory and broke the lock on the front gate.   Things began to get violent and John was worried that somebody would be badly hurt, so he conceded.  He called the union and let the workers know that he was willing to pay the 14 cents an hour they demanded.
            When the workers returned to the factory, they sheepishly looked around at all the damage their strike had caused.  They all assembled in the factory yard, excited to return to work feeling that they had won something that they fought for.
            A very tired John Fitzpatrick walked out to greet them all feeling every bit of his 56 years of age.   The men smiled as he approached and asked John what he wanted them to do.   John was so disgusted he looked at his expensive work forced and told them, "Oh boys, you've worked so hard with your strike and everything.  Why don't you rest up from all your labor.  You can start working tomorrow."
            To John's surprise, the workers let out a mighty cheered and happily the men shuffled out of the factory yard.   John shook his head and sighed.   Somehow, those workers had missed the sarcasm in his voice.  "The next thing you know, they'll be wanting a parade or something," he said to himself.
            Unfortunately, the greedy workers had killed John Fitzpatrick' business.  Within 6 months, the factory was boarded up and the workers were out of jobs.   The one remnant of the factory was the holiday that John Fitzpatrick had created sarcastically.  Labor Day has grown to be a national holiday and workers everywhere owe it all to one soap factory and the sarcastic boss that created a national institution.