Unfortunately, running a campaign is expensive and while my father has plenty of money to help, he has a limited supply of patience.  As I approach 50, he is starting to expect me to pull my own weight more and more.  Thanks to the Citizens United verdict, I am able to get large contributions from lobbyists.  However, I'd prefer to avoid dealing with the less scrupulous of their kind.   Currently, there is a corporation who shall remain nameless that wants to allow puppies such as this one to be ground up and used in school lunches:

You can save puppies like this by purchasing something from the Kimble Campaign Store.  Even if it's something as small as a bumper sticker, it'll mean a lot to me and it may just mean that Bubba here lives to see another sunrise.

You can find my Campaign Store on Zazzle.