Unfortunately, running a campaign is expensive and while my father has plenty of money to help, he has a limited supply of patience. As I approach 50, he is starting to expect me to pull my own weight more and more. Thanks to the Citizens United verdict, I am able to get large contributions from lobbyists. However, I'd prefer to avoid dealing with the less scrupulous of their kind. Currently, there is a corporation who shall remain nameless that wants to allow puppies such as this one to be ground up and used in school lunches:
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