foiled the Mayan Sun Stone calendar by taking those offensive solar panels
Carter put up off the White House and using good old fossil fuel again.
In his Star Wars speech RWR invoked Gukumatz not to return to earth at End Time, thus a space time Laffer Curve. @djank
Blowing the world's budget on defense spending meant we couldn't use it for hedonistic splurges that would doom us all. @BaghwanB
*Winner* Reagan, recognizing the Mayan Apocalypse as the ultimate death tax, used his veto pen and ushered in Morning in Mesoamerica.