Sunday, May 22, 2011

Congressman Kimble Releases Statement on Elect Woman Smear

This evening I discovered a website called Elect Women Magazine was targeting me. Here is a screen capture of what they posted:

My press release is as follows:

The feminati sent out their minions to do their bidding. The matriarchy cannot tolerate threats from thoughtful males who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when these she wolves sensed weakness. The Amazon warriors of the Manhattan cocktail set attacked with a viciousness far beyond the male of their species, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their own headlines and website. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser man could not have survived the first few minutes of the furies' onslaught. But out of the Brett Ratner like explosion of tweets and trivia emerged Kimble, once again ready to lead those who won’t be intimated by this matriarchy's power and are ready to take on the challenges America faces. Such is the way of Jack Kimble and such shall it always be. On this I have spoken and on this have you my word.


  1. Obviously, these unshaven women have a serious case of Penis Envy!

    Stand Strong!

  2. I like women. I can't see what you think your problem is?

  3. Elect Women is a very low-rated website. It is ranked the 6,345,000th most popular website in America. You have nothing to worry about, nobody is reading it.

    Besides, its editor was and is a political nutcase and is well-known to be a busybody in her home area of Northern Kentucky ... so don't worry about it.